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Friday, August 13, 2010

Sneak Peek: Kelly Brook Does Playboy [Celebrity]

Filed under: internets — Tags: , , , , , , , — Lux Alptraum @ 10:30 am
Well, Playboy's certainly having a good run: between last month's spread of Crista Flanagan and this month's Kelly Brook extravaganza, they've actually started to produce a magazine worth buying. If they keep this up, who knows what the future holds? More »

Thursday, July 29, 2010

3DD: Breasts…In 3-D! [Books]

Filed under: internets — Tags: , , , , , , — Lux Alptraum @ 4:00 pm
Mankind's fascination with breasts is as old as time eternal. Mankind's fascination with 3D? That may be more recent, but its still pretty compelling. Now imagine if you could combine the powers of breasts and 3D technology. More »

Jules Jordan Gives Us "Just Jenna" Haze And A Whole Lotta Dick [Hardcore]

Filed under: internets — Tags: , , , , , , — DCypher @ 3:00 pm
Jenna Haze blazed into porn back in 2001, and took over the scene in no time at all. With her drop dead gorgeous looks and some of the filthiest sex scenes imaginable, Jenna has conquered us in every way. More »

Monday, July 5, 2010

Tune In To “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody”… Same Bat-Style, New Bat-Libido! [DVD]

It's all bouffant hair-dos and sexy, retro underwear as far as the eye can see. Oh, and there's something about the big-cocked spirit of Adam West dicking down all of Gotham. More »

Friday, July 2, 2010

Rough Stoya Up (And Win A Fleshlight!) [Contests]

Filed under: internets — Tags: , , , , , — Lux Alptraum @ 10:30 am
Hmmm...perhaps Fleshlight knows our Supreme Commandress Stoya better than we thought. True, they seem to have a rather bizarre conception of what the inside of her lady bits look like...but they are quite familiar with her penchant for rough sex. More »

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Holy Viagra! Axel Braun's "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody" Is Amazing! [Hardcore]

After viewing the highly anticipated release of Axel Braun's old school Adam West Batman spoof we've come to the unshakable conclusion that it may be the best parody we have ever seen. Learn why after the jump. More »

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Don't You Forget About "The Breakfast Club — A XXX Parody" [Hardcore]

It's a familiar story about a jock, a geek, a princess, a rebel, and a sociopath, with a few twists. Oh, and sexy red daydream Faye Reagan plays Molly Ringwald. Won't you at least come see about her? More »

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

How Harmonix Is Tricking Lazy Gamers Into Learning Real Instruments [Editorial]

Filed under: internets, music — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , — Mark Wilson @ 6:20 pm
For years, musicians have mocked those of us holding plastic guitars. Fair enough—but we had fun! But with Rock Band 3, we learn what Harmonix was up to all along: Actually teaching us how to play real instruments. More »



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